unidate


n: the act of taking yourself out on a date
v: to go on a date with yourself

ex: my long-distance boyfriend isn’t coming to see me this valentine’s day, so i’m going to steak and shake for a unidate cause i’m a strong, independent woman.

“do you want to unidate?” i asked myself in the mirror. “h-ll, yes!” i immediately replied, giving myself a knowing wink.
my long-distance boyfriend isn’t coming to see me on valentine’s day, so i’m going to steak and shake by myself on a unidate because i am a strong, independent woman.

“do you want to unidate tonight?” i asked myself in the mirror. “h-ll, yes!” i immediately replied, giving myself a knowing wink.

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