Uninternetia


any area of land that is devoid of internet access. these areas are commonly found deep in the appalachians or in the vast swaths of sp-rs-ly populated lands in the west. however, uninternetia can spread anywhere in the event of a power outage or a blackberry that took a spin in your toilet bowl.
1. we stayed at my aunt’s house in bfe new mexico and i was stuck in uninternetia all week. i totally had 68 notifications on facebook when i got back.

2. “mr. power decides to bail while i’m on mysp-ce talking to the man of my dreams? epic fail. uninternetia blows.

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