uninvited guests


any creature that chooses to make its home in a hard to reach area in your house. be it in the attic, bas-m-nt or inside a wall, these guests are often rodents, reptiles, or insects of varying sizes. once discovered, uninvited guests are very hard to evict from your home.
i’ve placed some rat poison in the attic and sealed up any holes in the walls so we don’t get any uninvited guests trying to make their homes here.
when a group of people enter a bathroom and consecutively defecate into the toilet without flushing. best when done with a dry dock.
we all went over and left an uninvited guest at their house.
another name used for an unexpected erection gained while in a difficult social situation
one might suffer an uninvited guest during cl-ss due to the female cl-ssmates attire (or lack thereof) and needs to concentrate on other non s-xual feelings in order to calm ‘the beast within’

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