Union Card


a card that can grant you a high salary without completing highschool. once you get a union card you’re allowed to p-ss it on to only your son. you are required to do labor jobs but not landscaping or other sh-tty ones.
joey is gettin his union card so he quit highschool and will now be making $20+ an hour

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