union job
1. a way to pretend people who do no work whatsoever are employed while really just sitting around with their thumbs up their -sses and sucking on the dole.
2. a “job” that people can’t be fired from even if they never actually do any work.
union employee:
dude, let’s go fishin today and drink beers.
non-union employee:
i don’t know about you, but i have to work.
union employee:
f-ck that. you need a union job.
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