unipandaroo


a majestic creature that no man has ever laid his eyes upon. this animal is only found in the core of the earth and is afraid of any moving thing. the population is desperately low because there afraid of there own shadow and they die when they see something move. they spend most of there time laying down on ice caps with there eyes closed sleeping. this mammal consists of a unicorn, a panda, and a kangaroo conjoined into one.
via: bro. bro. bro. lets go in our submarine that’s fire proof and water resistant and find ourselves a unipandaroo!!!

reggi: okie dokie dude right after i finish my noodles!

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