united 93


the new movie from director paul greengr-ss, scheduled to open tomorrow (april 28, 2006) in the united states.
it tells the story of the 4th plane hijacked on 9/11/2001, which was planned to crash into the pentagon, but was taken down in a field pennsylvania.
some people think movies like “united 93” and the upcoming “world trade center” by oliver stone, due to be released in august, are too soon. others don’t think so.
a mediocre 2006 film directed by paul greengr-ss, depicting what happened on the fourth hijacked plane on september 11,2001.
sadly, the majority of the film is just people calling relatives, and some new yorker saying ‘jesus christ’ about 340 million times.
the other half of the film is just newscasts of the world trade and the pentagon on fire and falling…
and whatever’s left of the film is just this

guy1: we’re gonna die
guy2: i dont wanna die
guy1: boo f-ckin hoo we’re dying
terrorist: allah goku haja rama laku
then he actually trips while holding a box cutter
guy3: i told him running with knives is dangerous
terrorist: sit sit….sit sit. shut up sit down we have a bomb people scream we have a bomb bomb…we have some planes.
then the end shows some info about 9/11 that any idiot should know…and then some depressing music plays, and then i stepped on a wad of gum walking out of the theatre…the end.

i give this movie a 5/10…due to the fact the music wasn’t nearly as good as a&e’s flight 93…and the atc scenes were too boring and there were way too many of them. last, it made the p-ssengers seem to heroic…
united 93, a movie that depicts the fourth hijacked plane on 9/11…but didnt do a very good job on it.
the sh-ttiest movie ever made in all of movie sh-ttiness. if i wanted to see some government bullsh-t, i would head to washington d.c. i mean come on. it was two f-cking hours of this:
(dude 1) – “i think we are going to die.”
(dude 2) – “no freakin’ way. shut up.”
(terrorist 1) – “muh hallah muckha laha!” he then runs like a crazy b-tch with a box cutter.
(dude 1) – “he really shouldn’t run with that in his hands.”
(dude 2) – “if your so concerned about him, why don’t you marry him?”
(terrorist 1) – “muh hullah ma stabby hackma mul stab” he insanely stabs some fat guy in the neck.
(dude 1) – “didn’t he kill that guy an hour ago?”

repeat forever!!!!!!
(dude 1) – “wanna see united 93?”
(dude 2) – “f-ck you pansy b-tch face!!!!”

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