United States Coast Guard


the united states coast guard, a life-saving and law-enforcement service, was established as the revenue cutter service in 1790. currently, it is a branch of the us military, though it is regulated by the department of homeland security. it is often disparaged as being made up of “navy rejects,” but is a vital part of the security strategy of the united states of america
navy seaman: you coasties are navy rejects!
united states coast guard cpo: yeah, well, we’ve got the better uniforms. f-ckin’ sailorhat wearing loser.

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