unitiger
a male unicorn; a mythical creature with powers of attraction so alluring that women want to be with him and men admire and want to befriend him. often also known as a “jack”, the unitiger is often idolized as an object of s-xual and sensual desire, in groups and threesomes. he is intelligent with s-xy eyes and brutally honest.
“d-mn, i though my unicorn status would never be threatened, then i met this unitiger last night and it was like, game on!”
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