Universal Female Rating System
learned and adopted by males at an early age, the universal female rating system is widely accepted by most modern cultures. the system is used by rating either a females personality, or more popularly used, physical attributes, on a scale of 1 to 10. one signifying a total ugly, fat, un-doable dog-faced wh-r-, to a 10 being a beautiful, perfectly proportioned gift from god.
the universal female rating system is widely accepted anytime during conversation, especially when difficulty is found trying to explain a woman you saw- anywhere.
example of the universal female rating system
joe: “dude, our waitress is a 9.”
kyle: “are you kidding? she has a lazy eye! she’s a 6 at best.”
joe: “yeah, but her -ss is a 10, and its not the face you f-ck, it’s the f-ck you face.”
kyle: “true.”
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