universe surfing
universe surfing is the act of tripping serious b-lls, really only on psychedelics. usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one’s self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/sp-ce while high on the aforementioned substances, hence “universe surfing”.
rhett: “dude, you busy tonight?”
bailey: “iunno, not really, why?”
rhett: “let’s go universe surfing, man!”
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after i was airlifted from the side of a mountain after oding on triple c’s, the paramedic asked me who i was and what i was doing. i answered with “i am everyone that ever was and will be, experiencing the universe one life at a time. and i’m going universe surfing.”
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