University of Guelph
ontario university, formed in 1964 by the amalgamation of the ontario agricultural college, ontario veterinary college and the macdonald inst-tute. although best known for its focus on agriculture and life sciences, guelph offers a wide range of programs, and has had a high rating in the recent maclean’s magazine ratings of canadian universities.
the university of guelph is an excellent inst-tution for the study of life sciences (and for partying too!).
one of the best comprehensive universities in canada as rated by macleans magazine. people who attend this university are usually very calm, cool & collected, down-to-earth hippies, who love their marijuana. it’s also a major party school, with wild keggers, and a very open downtown party scene. downtown guelph is often affectionately referred to as the g-spot by the students who attend the university. guelph is a total university town & students of the university are very friendly & easy to get on with.
person 1: “dude those people are so nice!”
person 2: “yeah! they must be students at university of guelph”
person a: “yo, i can’t decide which university to go to! i wanna go where the air is fresh, education is good & people are levelheaded”
person b: “then you should definitely go to university of guelph”
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