university of haweeland
a magical college where all the cool haris, hareenas, and harinis go.
me: mommy, once i grow up i’m gonna go to the university of haweeland!!!
mommy: i don’t think there is such a college…
me: oh come on mommy!!!you gotta use your imagination….
mommy: well, are you sure this college will have roti and dahl?
me: oh my god…..i didn’t think about that…..
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