University of Minnesota
a huge state university populated by minnesotans and midwesterners. there are many schools inside this great inst-tution including inst-tute of technology which is dorky except for the honors group which drinks. there is also the carlson school of management which is full of douchbags. there is also the college of liberal arts which focused on history and writing and things like that. it is really cold at the university of minnesota so bring a jacket. also there are some really smart people at this school so watch out, they’ll set the curve.
the university of minnesota is kind of a big deal.
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