Uniwanker
people that go to university and possibly have a love for indie music like the stone roses or the courteeners. the uniw-nker is not complete without one or more piece of stone island merchandise & in in-depth knowledge of their local football team. uniw-nkers also have a tendency to repeatedly call other students uniw-nkers as they cannot come to terms with themselves being one. the greater spotted uniw-nker will consider themselves to have top banter, when actually it’s sh-te. lastly, general pains in the backside.
that guy over there looks like a complete uniw-nker.
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