Unlaid


when someone has so little game that they are able to talk/act themselves out of getting laid. they can sn-tch defeat from the jaws of victory, but not sn-tch sn-tch itself.
he was going good with that girl until he got himself unlaid by mentioning his comic book collection.
a word to describe someone who is too uptight and boring. someone who doesn’t take risks and leads a way too normal life. someone who isn’t happy enough with their life and will always have that uptight att-tude.

un meaning not, and laid meaning having s-x.
that guy is not fun at all, he is unlaid.

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