unlike you
a phrase of the idiot vernacular commonly used by 6th graders, unoriginal low-lives, and youtube commenters. it means “the adjective i just used serves as a double entendre, for you see, not only does it apply to this noun, but also to you. burn!” other forms include “like your mom!” “and you’re not!” and “i’m an idiot!”
this game is so cool, unlike you!
wow stfu man dis vid is ttly kewl unlike u!!!!
“this video is so brilliant!”
“yeah, unlike you!”
“…we are no longer friends.”
friend a: did you check out that movie?
friend b: yeah, it was so cool!
some 6th grader who you don’t even know: and you’re not!
friend a: f-ck off.
6th grader: -sobs-
friend a: hahaha, that was amazing!
same 6th grader: yeah, amazing like the s-x i had with your mom last night!!!!!
friend b: …
friend a: …
6th grader: -runs-
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