Unlimited Text Syndrome
when txt convo’s take weird and somewhat unusual turns as a result of having an unlimited text message plan. usually the logic behind it has to do with “pushing the envelope” more and more on a daily basis. these can get rather funny as time goes on (and just as degrading)
any time a conversation takes a turn for the worse…meaning to commit a crime for the sake of the joke (even though obviously no crime will be committed)……unlimited text syndrome
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