Unlocked Textallion Achievement
making a girl climax by stimulating her solely through text messages. bonus points if no photographs were used. 2x points if you were mult-tasking the entire time.
-how is being home for break?
-eh not bad, just unlocked textallion achievement with a girl from school. totally did it while solving a calculus problem too!
Read Also:
- Unlock Reality
a term used when someone says something deep or wise. derived from the underground text called unlock reality, which claims to explain the construction of the universe in terms that anyone can understand, and is being shared round the world using bookcrossing. someone says “we need more love in this world” the reply is, “hey […]
- Unloco
a band from texas who opened for disturbed, taproot and chevelle in 2003’s music as a weapon ii tour. their first alb-m did not go all that well, but their soph-m-re alb-m, becoming i, is an awesome cd. person 1: did you see unloco? person 2: yea, they are the best d-mned band ever. a […]
- unlol
not funny at all.. zaid : “supp sarah ? u got such a huge nose innit ?!” sarah : ” yea sure .. unlol 😉 .. “
- unlolful
a pun on the word unlawful, meaning that something is cruelly funny. -haha, that person got run over by a car! -that’s unlolful. something that is an attempt at humor, but ph’ails epicly. example 1: absolute ‘tard: if a quiz is quizzical, what’s a test? humor cop: that is an unlolful violation! -pistolwhips- example 2: […]
- unlolz
a computer chat short term meaning not funny, not laughing sillyboy: hey u just jealous cuz i got the hookup, lolz sillygirl: unlolz