Unlucky Bastard


it is like roulette. it is when a lot of men c-m inside one woman. when that woman gives birth whichever man matches the dna test of the baby, that is their baby.
we were hammered drunk and we decided to play unlucky b-st-rd. i hope it isn’t mine!

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