Unmanly orgasm wail
the sound a male makes upon seeing a wasp (just before climaxing) during s-xual intercourse.
today, my girlfriend and i were getting it on for the first time. just as i was about to climax, i spotted my greatest fear, a big wasp, only a few inches away from me. i shuddered and made a very unmanly -rg-sm wail. she now refuses to have s-x because she says i “turned her off forever”. fml
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