unmojovated
the act of declining obvious interest from the opposite s-x because your significant other is in near proximity
bro, this girl totally wants to do me but i’m so unmojovated because my girl is sitting on the other side of the bar.
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- Unmortal
never been alive but cannot die. 1.satan 2.g-d a:”are you unmortal?” b:”if i was unmortal i wouldn’t be speaking now would i?”
- unmother
the parent (usually bipolar) who uses her child for financial gain and manipulation of other unfortunates who may love said child. ex: marlee’s unmother regularly used her child support to throw kick -ss pill poppin parties for her friends while marlee quietly failed fourth grade.
- unmothafuckinbelievable
an event, action, or result that is hard for a human of normal thought to process. that b-tch cheated on me, with my best friend? unmothaf-ckinbelievable. or. unmothaf-ckinbelievable, my son can’t be gay.
- unmultitaskables
everyday ordinary – “men” “its kinda hard talking to 3 people at once” – men! they’re such a bunch of unmult-taskables
- unmundane
not normal that tree is unmundane its purple