Unocchio
combination of pinocchio and a unicorn. when it tells a lie its horn grows exponentially. unocchio does not exist in the material world but is rather a metaphysical being that exists in the hearts and minds of puppets. unocchio can feel only joy and the desire to become real. additionally it can only move about by ch-sse.
“what if we mixed pinocchio with a unicorn, dude? then we’d like have unocchio”
“i feel just like unocchio: i want to be a real horse”
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