Unprotected Text
if you disable autocorrect and still send messages then you’re engaging in unprotected text. next time use protextion.
i just got this error ridden message from this girl. she must be engaging in unprotected text.
the text version of “drunk dialing”, in which you text someone while under the influence of drugs or alcohol. the resulting texts are often composed without a filter between the fingers and the brain. as such, unprotected s-x often leads to situations that are, at best, uncomfortable.
dude 1: dude, how did emily end up dating such a troll?
dude 2: she met him on mysp-ce, man, and they started having unprotected text. next thing you know, she can’t get rid of him…
dude 1: woah…we should totally get high…
#drunk dialing #drunk #high #bad idea #mistake
when the user of a smartphone loses his/her case, and subsequent texting is performed with the fragile exterior of the phone exposed, he or she is engaged in unprotected text.
person a: “dude, my iphone case cracked. i’m now having unprotected text.”
person b: “what’s that?”
person a: “you’re an idiot.”
#iphone #phone #apple #case #text #texting #txt #txting
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