unshotgun
1. to exit the front p-ssenger seat of a vehicle.
2. to be denied access to the front p-ssenger seat of a vehicle.
1. she unshotgunned from her boyfriend’s late 80’s camaro and strutted across the red-e-mart parking lot to buy a pack of menthols.
2. “you spilled coffee on my cloth bucket seats, i hereby unshotgun you permanently. get in the back!”
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