unsnitch


unsnitch. to restore credibility, (or in your weird -ss lame mind believe its possible to restore credibility) to one or a number of humans that are shunned by their peers for being known informants employed by the local law enforcement. for either (a) snitching for gain; whether it be to get out of trouble, (b) snitching for money, drugs, or shiny gold objects the vast majority of snitches tend to call their precious’ or (c) being a rat because you’re a neighborhood watch, nothing better to do but not mind your own business -ss hat.

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