Unsociable drunk
someone who has the opportunity to drink with others, but instead, chooses to hide away in his or her room and get drunk while playing world of warcraft.
“jeff is an unsociable drunk. we’re out here playing beer pong with friends and he’s upstairs wow’ing it out.”
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