Unspecified Winter Holiday
the safest, most politically correct holiday in the world. of course, that’s -ssuming you live somewhere that they have winter….
some people are still not used to the term, mistaking it for other holidays, as seen in the example below.
joe: “merry unspecified winter holiday, george!”
george: “did i just hear you wish me a merry christmas? i’m callin’ the cops, you dirty little…!”
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