unwanted erection
1. when your sitting around in a non-intimate environment with your girlfriend and you get a random unwanted b-n-r. most of the time it has nothing to do with actually being h-rny which sucks even more… good luck mate, just think of dr. phil’s face for a whole 5 seconds and it’ll help get rid of it..sometimes..just pray you don’t have to get up.
2. somewhat of a related term known as morning wood when you wake up with a random -ss b-n-r usually needing to use the bathroom. its quite a challenge if you have siblings, especially sisters as you have to somehow run to the bathroom (before they brush their hair for 45 minutes), hide the largest known erection known to man, and when you finally get to their your lucky if you don’t p-ss all over the floor. good luck again dr. phil’s face….
1. i was with my girlfriend at her house and things started to go well then her parents got home and she grabbed my hand to introduce me to them. i had to quickly visualize doctor phil to get rid of my unwanted erection
2. tom awaking not to just his alarm clock but to his raging morning wood rushed to the bathroom only to be beat by his sister right as his mother walked out of her room to see his unwanted erection. thank g-d she was not wearing her contacts and thought it was just his “cell phone” in his “pocket” of his boxers. tom then rolled down the stairs and p-ssed all over the down stairs bathroom
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