unWine


the most controversial wine app. so dangerous it transcends wine sn-bbery. even the word sn-bs of urban dictionary are afraid to give it a definition. maybe it is undefinable. maybe beneath all the fun, merit earning, level building, gamified wine app goodness, there is a darkness that the urban dictionary simply can not release? but it must be said! it is simply the most engaging, most addicting wine app in the world!

-phil collins
“this wine sn-b is so uptight. he should unwine!”

“after a gl-ss, it helped my date unwine.”

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