up-douche


to pompously attempt to outdo someone in such a way that makes you look like a douche-bag.
when already told they could not drink from the crystal chalice, matthew up-douche’d the situation by also pointing out that the chalice is from tiffany & co.

after taking a shot of vodka, jason up-douched himself by stating that he usually only drinks black label whiskey.

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