up gross and personal
when a really ugly and/or nerdy and/or fat and/or smelly person invades your personal sp-ce and wants to intimately get to know you.
“oh look at poor sue. that really ugly fat guy with zits erupting all over his face has pressed her into a corner and is trying to grope her. we’d better do a rescue mission because he’s getting up gross and personal.”
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- upham
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