upham


1) referring to timothy e. upham, the character from saving private ryan. a noncombatant translator, upham was shy, somewhat soft, gullible, and generally a coward in combat. the outcast of the squad, he was more of a burden than a productive member.

2) a person who exhibits upham-like qualities; the cancer of the team, or one who draggs down those who he’s supposed to help, although unintentionally.
1) cpl. upham- “i looked up “fubar” in the german dictionary and there’s no fubar in there.”

2) he was a real upham during the airsoft game, he hid behind a wall and let his teammates do the fighting and individually get picked off when he could’ve been saving thier -sses.

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