up tank
when a drunk -sshole takes a sh-t in the tank of your toilet rather than the bowl,as a joke.
i got drunk and up tanked at some f-gs house, he was p-ssed. word b-tch.
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verb- the act of making something worse in an inept attempt to make it better, usually by adding unnecessary, useless, and/or ridiculous elements jim’s $500 honda station wagon was uptarded when he added the whale-tail spoiler. (тормоз по русски, if anyone reads russian here): a person who is neither r-t-rded nor mentally challenged nor eccentric, […]
- uptanker
it is the comapnion to the drydocker. to rid a commode of its flushing water, and to then deficate in the tank on the rear of the commode. the janitor hates us after last night. they got both a drydocker and a uptanker.
- Uptarded
improved, in r-t-rd-style. i didn’t like my essay for school, so i totally uptarded it by adding bits of chewed crayon. to make more r-t-rded/slower than before… i uptarded my honda by adding a wing and body kit adv., an improvement upon ones former status as r-t-rded. this is simply a change, not a state […]
- Uptarding
make more stupid, upgrading r-t-rdness, advancing incompetence. dude, your uptarding yourself watching all that american idol.
- uptarted
taking sl-ttiness to the next level. misha thought she was at the peak of sl-t culture with her fake fur, fishnets, and platforms, until brittany uptarted her with a “slam it” tramp stamp tattoo across her lower back.