Updick
an uppity douche who thinks their efforts caused an increase in business. colleagues, however, know otherwise, and can see through upd-cks quite easily.
“sean’s been bragging all morning about the uptick in his territory!”
“i know – what an upd-ck. tell that c-ck to shut the f-ck up.”
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