UPF
acronym for “upper pubic fat (unis-x)”, “upper p-ssy fat (female)” or “upper p-n-s fat (male)”
this term is used to describe the upper pubic area of one self that has become large enough to shroud the reproductive organs.
common sightings of upf are most prevelent in low socio-economic areas, bus stops and fast food chains. upf sightings also include a high chance of elastic wasted tracksuit being involved with aformentioned upf distending or overhanging the waistline.
man, that lady has upf so bad she could poach a chicken in there.
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abbreviation for “up for”. often used when enquiring about the possiblity of s-xual relations with a member of the opposite s-x. dude: “hey baby, upfa?” chick: “no” dude: “b-tch!” (pr-nounced oopfa) stands for upper p-ssy fat area. or the fat that hangs over a woman’s v-g-n-. dude, look at mrs. walkers upfa!
- upfall
the cost of undoing ones-self to maintain a temporary elation or pleasure, his love for her was his upfall, and in the end led to his self destruction
- Upfart
when someone farts and it smells so bad it makes everyone want to get up and walk away. scott: d-mnit did someone upfart? rick: wasn’t me (runs away) jon: holy s— (dies) sandy: (sleeping, and is suddenly woke up by horrible smell) derek: (smiling)
- Upfish
the promotion of those who are unfit for purpose, usually by those who have themselves, been upfished. is barry still working in printing and publishing? no; didn’t you hear? he got upfished, he does consultancy in singapore.
- Upfield
a learner driver who’s hobby is curb-crawling, usually found in brighton. that guy is such a upfield