Upfart


when someone farts and it smells so bad it makes everyone want to get up and walk away.
scott: d-mnit did someone upfart?
rick: wasn’t me (runs away)
jon: holy s— (dies)
sandy: (sleeping, and is suddenly woke up by horrible smell)

derek: (smiling)

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