UPG
upg stands for unsolicited p-n-s glance. this occurs when a man is in public or a semi-public place and he witnesses or is informed of someone who has glanced in his general crotch or groin area.
amy: why is it so easy to catch men who stare when a woman is wearing a bikini?
bill: don’t act like you don’t do it with our speedos.
amy: yeah, you’re right. i just love to ponder about what might be under those things.
bill: i know, i caught you doing a upg just yesterday.
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