UPH
uph is short for under the pants handy. also known as, a handjob.
guy 1: yo, did you hear about joe at the party last night?
guy 2: no, what happened?
guy 1: he totally got a uph from that sl-tty girl sally while sitting on the couch…in front of everybody.
guy 2: d-mn, joe is the man!
units per hour
how much alcohol you consume in an hour, so kind of like a speed.
so 18 units over 3 hours = 6 uph
she got totally wrecked last night, she was going at like 15 uph!!
another word for anything
yo, what the uph? uph you m-th- upha
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