slang for the hair on a woman’s upper legs, stomach, and back.
guy to a red haired girl: so, does the carpet match the drapes?
red haired girl: yeah. but not the upholstery.

(thanks xkcd!)
slang/meme for armpit hair

started by xkcd
i’d prefer a girl with zero upholstery

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