upnerd
to take a concept that is relatively simple and that could easily be expressed in common layman’s terms and make it so technical that you have to be asked for further explanation; thereby making yourself appear smarter.
this is most often done through the use of too many acronyms.
joe: anyone know where i can buy a llama?
nerd: well you don’t want the uae llama as they are disproportianate in the flank and shoulder which affects their intermediary gait. you should purchase a columbian llama using an offsh-r- account you can set up online and then import it with unix.
joe: wtf?
nerd translator: he said buy the brown llama. he was just upnerd-ing it.
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