Upper Blumpkin
the act of taking a sh-t in the top part of the toilet while a girl is giving you head at the same time.
last night my girlfriend was so drunk and she was p-ssing me off and she surprisingly let me pull off an upper blumpkin
sitting on a toilet ac slater style while defecating, and performing f-ll-t– on an individual in the act of upper decking the same toilet.
it sounded like a good idea last night, but we spent all morning cleaning the tank after trying out the upper blumpkin.
while giving an upper decker to a toilet you are getting a blumpkin
i went into my buddy’s bathroom with my girlfriend and she gave me an upper blumpkin, it was awesome
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