upper decking
the process of taking a sh-t in the tank of a toilet instead of the bowl so when the next person flushes, all the sh-t goes into the bowl
taking a sh-t in the tank instead of the toliet is upper decking.
deficating in the tank of someone’s toilet, rather than the bowl. often employed in malicious context.
suzy could not figure out why her toiled would flush only brown water. little did she know that johnny had upper decked that b-tch the previous night.
removing the lid of the back of someone’s toilet and sh-tting in the clean water. results in sh-t running into the boil with every flush
that b-tch p-ssed me off, so i upperdecked her sh-tter
this one takes practice. this maneuver requires a toilet with a tank above it, like the ones in most homes. instead of cr-pping in the bowl, you sh-t in the tank. now don’t flush. when the following victim flushes, the rancid waste fills the bowl. if you play your cards right, it may ferment. great prank for those lame partys.
“i gave that toilet a nice upperdecking, just wait till she comes outta there”
the malicious act of making doodie in the water tank of a toilet, thus contaminating the toilet’s clean water supply.
see http://www.antiupperdeck.com
giving john barrowman a bl-wj-b on a transatlantic flight
“in the middle of the night … on a 747 on the upper deck” (hence the term “upper decking”)
using the restroom, going number one or two in the water tank of a fellow man’s toilet. when he flushes the pee or sh-t flows out.
the other night we were upperdecking, it was funny as sh-t.
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