upper east side
streets between 59th and 96th. a lot of rich people live in the area especially on fifth avenue. apartments in the area usually cost at least 1 million. many j-ps live in the area and go to the one s-x private schools around ex. marymount, constance, etc. a book series has been written on the lives of teens who live there, gossip girls. a movie is soon to come out.
read the gossip girls series
upper east side is the superior, cooler version of the upper west side. the upper east side is where the cool b-tches are at 🙂 and no, not everyone on the upper east side is b-tchy or sn-bby nor are they all extremely wealthy. upper east siders are hot, cl-ssy awesome people who throw the best parties… you wish you were an upper east sider, stop hating.
josh: d-mnn that party at natalies house was the sh-t….gotta love the upper east side
seth: d-mn straight…those girls were hot….the upper west side party was kinda lame compared to the upper east side one 🙂
a 1/4 square mile h-llhole full of some of the most cl-ssless wealthy/moderately affluent people alive. an area of manhattan smeared with dog sh-t and smelling strongly of p-ss. the ues is full of rude old people with tacky accents who wear fur in 55-degree weather. it is also home of the brattiest children alive, all of which who have a minority nanny or are cocaine-snorthing wh-r-s.
remember the movie cruel intentions? throw a few thousand of those little parishiltonesque pursepuppies, and there’s your accurate depiction of the upper east sider.
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- uppered
‘promoted’: used in the workplace. created by karl pilkington. “did you hear? john got uppered yesterday!”
- upperfuck
to uppercut a woman in her crotch. it hurts. i would know. daniel tosh reffered to it in tosh.o once.. megan: “omfg did you see ashlee take that upperf-ck from lauren?! xd” chris: “yes! haha that was h-llaaa hott”
- upper front cunt
a fantastic term for t-ts, cleavage, etc. i would certainly enjoy being b-lls deep in her upper front c-nt, just for the record.
- upper gardening
when a girl has to much hair above her v-g-n-. holy f-ck that b-tch has to much upper gardening.