upper valley


a small pocket of nh and vt that’s quite lovely, but also the most difficult place to get laid, possibly in the entire world. except for monasteries.
even when i had a boyfriend while living in the upper valley, i wasn’t getting laid. since i became single a year ago, it’s been tough finding a f-ck buddy, despite my lowered standards.

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