uppercunting
another word for fisting
as defined by bo burnham
we got a little serious there… i believe fisting should be called upperc-nting
-warning-: very dangerous- can lead to severe v-g-n-l injuries and problems
definition: v. the forceful act of inserting ones fist and sometimes forearm into a woman’s v-g-n- in one swift upper cut punch-like motion.
ideal situation: usually done immediately after fisting while the girl is gaping.
positioning: you must be facing the girl’s front or back with her waist at about eye level.
difficulty level: high
reason: girls who are willing and able to do this are far and few between
dude #1 “yo i totally destroyed that girl last night! i stretched that p-ssy so wide she wont walk right for a month.”
dude #2 “nice! you give her a good fisting?”
dude #1 “yea, followed with some solid upper-c-nting!”
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