upright bass
another term for a double b-ss, acoustic b-ss, or b-ss fiddle. it’s the largest of the string instruments (resembling a giant violin) and lowest-sounding instrument found in an orchestra. can be played with a bow or plucked with the fingers. the word “upright” means that it is to be played while standing up while holding the instrument upright, as opposed to how a b-ss guitar is held (on the lap or at a 45 degree angle). also not to be confused with the cello, which is smaller and played while sitting down.
paul chambers and ron carter each played the upright b-ss at one time or another for miles davis.
a large female who likes intercourse while standing, particularly -n-l.
man, that two-ton tessa loves it up the sh-tter against the wall. she’s the best upright b-ss i’ve plucked in years.
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