upside-down constantine
a s-xual position involving an albino, a jungle gym, and a large lack of self-esteem. similar to a lawn mower, but requires more strength in the person being suspended.
warning: may cause lack of blood-flow to the brain and/or p-n-s.
“casper came over to my house, and we were so drunk, that i decided to let him give me an upside-down constantine. man, i still can’t think straight!”
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