upstairs breakfast in bed
the act of waking your partner with oral s-x in the morning. complementary to downstairs breakfast in bed, and typically gifted to a man. borderline rape, so consider yourself warned.
what a beautiful goodp-ssy day it is; my girlfriend woke me with upstairs breakfast in bed.
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