Upstairs Maid
a housekeeper or maid that is also a s-xual partner to the head of the household. there are two types of upstairs maids. the first is a full-time upstairs maid that regularly sleeps with the head of the household when there are no overnight guests. the second is part-time upstairs maid whom is run by a pimp that hides the call-girl as a maid for her to perform tricks.
“yeah, no luck at the clubs tonight but still h-rny. the upstairs maid is sleeping with me tonight.”
“don’t worry man, i can get one of my ladies into your gated community. she covers as an upstairs maid.”
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